you were either a) speeding, b) the cop was a fan of your work, or c) you were in your lady dressings and he pulled you over to get your number, but found out you were in fact a man. So he told you to be on your way and not to tell anyone about it?
I vote for AZC's suggestion #c.
He pulled you over for driving nude. You explained to him it's just part of your new "Driving Nude" photo project. You told you really needed a policeman driving nude for the series. Well, he let you off as long as you headed straight to the state border and no, he wasn't going to model for you.
there was some french cat with his head in your lap causing you to swerve?"a lump in my throat"
you people are insane with bizarre ideas and jimmie you're just a fucktard! ;)
i resemble that remark
Must be those GAF Italian driving shoes of yours getting you into trouble again!
you were coming back from getting groceries, about to cook dinner for your wife and children after you worked all day. a passing law enforcement office saw that the green end of a bushel of carrots was sticking out of your trunk. concerned, he U-turned around and came up on you. upon examining the trunk and resettling the veggies, he noticed that the milk you'd bought had already expired, and duly escorted you back to the store for a refund.what did i win?
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