Jul 3, 2008

I pledge allegiance!

"empty the bladder"

So it's America's birthday tomorrow. This little bit of info below, from wikipedia, really leaves the door open for interpretation. I'm thinking of new ways to celebrate the "traditions of the U.S."... Witch burnings, Pot festivals, or perhaps I'll take my six shooter down to the bar and challenge someone? If you're american... what are you doing besides watching fireworks and cooking hot dogs?

"Independence Day is commonly associated with fireworks, parades, barbecues, carnivals, picnics, baseball games, and various other public and private events celebrating the history, government, and traditions of the United States"


jimmieknuckles said...

the lady and i will be on the great american road trip.....


tom waits


Aaron said...

the road trip is definitely a tradition. Tom Waits should be, and dope...it's just an illegal tradition that still sticks around.

Oh, if I can get you Elton Johns address in Atlanta, would you mind slipping a few of my business cards under his door? I need him to buy a few of my images for his collection.

jimmieknuckles said...

im so pumped for waits.

if you get me eltons address in atlanta i can guarantee id be in jail by monday, and possibly be on the news using the words

"aaron hobson... bla ... slap and tickle.... blah"

Steven said...

Tom Waits! Yeh! Now that's American.